Hello, stunning girls of the world.
Today we will be talking about, you guessed it, pick up lines (no clickbait here, this is the real shit).
Have you ever had an immense crush on somebody, but you were terrified, confused, and unsure what to do about those crazy feelings? Of course you have, everyone’s felt this way at one point or another. Not long ago, I developed a die-hard crush on this guy. All I could focus on was how nervous he made me feel whenever we talked, touched, or even breathed the same air (and, trust me, I’m not the type of girl that gets nervous).
I wasn’t gonna sit on my ass about it, either. I had to summon the courage to do something, and I had the idea to ask for his number in order to get to know him.
And it may or may not have involved using a handy dandy pick up line. Now before I tell you what I told him, let me break down the science of these nifty little one liners.
Why can they work?
They come across obvious enough to hint that you’re interested and want to start a conversation, but easy-going enough that you seem comfortable and confident with yourself, and that you can take yes or no for an answer and not appear too pushy.
When do I use a pick up line?
– You’re comfortable flirting and coming across as a little goofy
– Your crush is giving off signs of being attracted to you
– You’ve already had a few drinks, amd why the hell not
– Bonus: If you’re old enough, you can even use it for free drinks!
However, most of us girls don’t know how or which pick up lines to use. Guys can’t be expected to make the first move anymore, it’s up to us to work for what we want.
Boys have the tendency to use the lines that are perverted and masculine. But we, girls, have our sweet, innocent side that allows us to be charming.
Do not use: “There are 8 planets in the universe, but only 7 after I destroy Uranus”. Remember, guys never ask for butt stuff until AT LEAST the third date, so this line might be just a little too forward.
Now I’m going to tell you about a few pick up lines that you can use:
– “If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer”
– “I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way”
– “There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms”
– “Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes”
– “I was so enchanted by your face that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes”
– “I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you”
These are a couple dorky yet cute pick up lines that will for sure get you what you want (results may vary). Just remember, you never have to be the prettiest, bustiest, or even the funniest girl in the room. Just flaunt confidence, and your crush won’t be able to look away.
As I promised, I’ll tell you the pick up line that I used on my guy. I liked the guy but I was too scared to actually talk to him, so during class I took out a post-it note and wrote “I lost my number, may I have yours?” And, surprise, it worked! I’ve spent the past few days struggling relentlessly to build the courage to text him and ask him out. After a tedious, mind numbing process, here is what I have so far:
“Hey!”
Yeah, still working on it.
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Have fun picking up all the guys!
Love, Alejandra
U and oz 